the visible leg hair at the bottom of my pants is apart of the look btw if you even care

This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.

neil gaiman, reasonably: “i dont read headcanons or fanfics of my characters, that way it doesnt accidentally make its way into my writing, also i dont feel like it

david tennant, being Very Professional in interviews: “yeah theyre married. what about it”

michael sheen, laying on his stomach swinging his feet in the air, giggling, as he scrolls through the azicrow tag on ao3: “heheheheh >:)”

captain-price-officially

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Losing it over this

@ people in the notes are saying he should have googled Prince Phillip before he got on stage ... no, you don't understand ... Prince Phillip was announced dead during his set.

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Which also means that for a lot of the audience they had just heard this news for the first time and their first reaction was to cheer lol.

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how did i forget that in the book, aziraphale gets clocked and hate crimed by a little girl

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

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if only they knew

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

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Anonymous asked: when I was a child my cat died and the only way I could rationalise it was drawing her being crucified because I went to a catholic school and I thought that just happened to everyone when they died

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I cant comment on this just fucking look at it

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TO GO IN THERE ⬇️⬇️⬇️‼️‼️‼️

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every time i have salmon it’s like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

johnathan-harker-apologist

They are also right about: honey, berries, napping all winter, and lack of pants. So really, bears are just living the best life possible.

shout out to gay men

calling every gnc cis person you see an "egg waiting to crack" even as a joke is not cool or funny at all actually it is extremely invasive and weird and you are just reinventing gender roles but making it "progressive"

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is it just me or is this is an extremely weird thing to say about a random stranger based on nothing but a snippet of an eavesdropped conversation

last time i made a post abt this i got fucking eviscerated lmao but that’s prob bc i had the audacity to mention how this intersects with race and ethnicity, how y’all LOVE to forcibly feminize east asian and jewish men then ignore centuries of harmful stereotypes you’re playing into.

Its absolutely a weird and invasive thing to say. Especially because non-binary people can choose to present in mixed ways instead of androgynously. Especially because everyone should be allowed to choose scents, colors, products, patterns, and clothing that they LIKE, without it having to be based on gender. Because masculine people should be allowed to smell like flowers or wear pretty things if they just fucking want to.

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